it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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