i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
why do cheetos always look like penises
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
Pretending to leave a voicemail when the person answers the phone....that's gotta be drunk dial level 99
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
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