Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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