She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
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