Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
pics
no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
dude. I can hear the air.
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