she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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