Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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