i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
do herpes really smell.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
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