I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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