I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
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