Me. At least after what I've been through.
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
Oh god it's open bar.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
Randomize
