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girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
Randomize
