i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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