i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
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