I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
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