I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
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