do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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