i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
This is the high leading the old right now
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
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