McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
I need to wash the frat house off of me
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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