And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
I wish I could be a nicer person. Or a more sober one.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
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