I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
My girlfriend went down on me and as she did she hummed the theme from star wars and pretended my dick was a lightsaber...I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
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