my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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