Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
It was like getting head from an anaconda
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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