is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
I have so many feelings about this burrito
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
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