i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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