Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
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