i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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