You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
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