It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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