did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
Hello my rib-scented angel!
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
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