She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
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