I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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