i already hear my dad disowning me
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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