Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
She needs sedatives and a leash
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
I force fed him french fries and then proceeded to tell him how sexy corgi’s are … it’s safe to say he’s not texting me for a second date.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
Randomize
