If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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