so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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