i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
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