I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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