Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
there was 4 little kids screaming in high pitched voices at the top of their lungs at the sox game and their mom just leaned over to me and said 'if thats not birth control i dont know what is'
i just made my gag reflex go away.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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