The brown eye won't let me do that either.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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