Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
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