question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
I went 670% over budget on my vacation. My accountant would flip if he weren't me.
How the fuck do you have so much free time?
Polyphasic sleep schedule.
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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