Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
Based off of the soaking wet clothes/towels/rugs, Eiffel Tower statue and monkey in the bathtub, I'm going to assume drunk me took a bath.
Are you really alive right now?
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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