i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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