So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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