So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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