About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
PANTIES FOUND
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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