Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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