It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
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