so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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